This is nowhere near a 5 star movie by anyone's standards. I have to be watching a different movie than everyone else. Worse than the old drive-in movies of the 60s. Cousin Larry plays the bad guy, his brother plays guy under the car, and the girl from the Wendy's drive-thru plays the bad guys girlfriend. ZERO talent in this movie.
1 star: couldn't watch more than 15 minutes. Unwatchable!
2 star: jumped my way to the end for the ending. Unwatchable, but interested in how this turd ended.
3 star: watched it all, but not happy about it. Nothing better to do.
4 star: I watched it, liked it well enough. Would never watch it again.
5 star: Great moving picture show! I'll watch it again, and maybe again in a few years.